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Comment from a Jack-off

So, a guy named “Jack” (using the pathetic, fake email Joe@aol.com) sent me the following comment:

“I just read all your posts, You’ve been relegated to DM because you’re an astonishingly bad writer. Might want to go back to the drugs and alcohol.”

Well, Jack I think I write about as sweet as your mother’s pussy tasted last time I was down there. Furthermore, if I’m such a bad writer then how come you “just read all my posts?”

But hey, I’m not mad. Heck, I’m mean and lonely myself. That’s why I write a blog called Chicago Psycho. So, what’s your story? Sweet smelling mom kick you out of the basement?